Fubgunmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless ferret.

Fubgunmil created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgunmil, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubgunmil, she will cry a lot.

Fubgunmil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fubgunmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Fubgunmil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing turquoise boots.

4. Do not name children after cats.

5. Always wear green.