Tommipstikrotdoglopqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited shark.

Tommipstikrotdoglopqueeg created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tommipstikrotdoglopqueeg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tommipstikrotdoglopqueeg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tommipstikrotdoglopqueeg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tommipstikrotdoglopqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not hurt mites.