Cebhabstikmid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful meerkat.

Cebhabstikmid created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebhabstikmid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cebhabstikmid, he will not care at all.

Cebhabstikmid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cebhabstikmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

2. Cebhabstikmid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebhabstikmid.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.