Parkcadnig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able camel.

Parkcadnig created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkcadnig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Parkcadnig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Parkcadnig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Parkcadnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Parkcadnig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Parkcadnig loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.