Cudwigren is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, intelligent mongoose.

Cudwigren created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cudwigren, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cudwigren, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cudwigren's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cudwigren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Hide from orange grasshopers for they are unholy.