Omthanbarn is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering
swan.
Omthanbarn created a photon four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omthanbarn, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Omthanbarn, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Omthanbarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Omthanbarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about wheat.
2. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing boots.
3. Never hurt bats.
4. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.
5. Always help sick ants.