Negfossmap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-assured fairy.

Negfossmap created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Negfossmap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Negfossmap, she will turn you into a dog.

Negfossmap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Negfossmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if nine seals approach from the east.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.