Danvinbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, irritating wolf.

Danvinbig created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danvinbig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Danvinbig, she will manifest in front of you.

Danvinbig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Danvinbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Hide if seven doves approach from the south.

5. Worship no other gods but Danvinbig.