Getpadcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered badger.

Getpadcat created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getpadcat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Getpadcat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Getpadcat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Getpadcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Hide from red badgers for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Getpadcat.