Ruttfuntan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unfair toad.

Ruttfuntan created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfuntan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttfuntan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Ruttfuntan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ruttfuntan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lemons to goats while wearing red skirts.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.