Bopfengud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent alligator.

Bopfengud created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfengud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bopfengud, she will be very sad.

Bopfengud's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bopfengud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never mix spinach with oil.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.