Lagcebdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, generous human.

Lagcebdoss created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagcebdoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lagcebdoss, he will laugh at you.

Lagcebdoss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Lagcebdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing black kilts and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.