Dossigwab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able gnu.

Dossigwab created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossigwab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dossigwab, she will turn you into a snail.

Dossigwab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dossigwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dossigwab's priests.

2. Always store carrots above ground.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dossigwab.