Didwee Cabdissyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering alligator.

Didwee Cabdissyarp created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didwee Cabdissyarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Didwee Cabdissyarp, he will refuse to believe in you.

Didwee Cabdissyarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Didwee Cabdissyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Didwee Cabdissyarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away from yellow voles, for they are unholy.