Cangoftar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering lizard.

Cangoftar created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cangoftar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cangoftar, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cangoftar's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cangoftar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Cangoftar on top of important buildings.