Hencimbab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage rhinoceros.

Hencimbab created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hencimbab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hencimbab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hencimbab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hencimbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare oranges during summer.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hencimbab.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near rats while wearing mauve corsets and balancing four platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never mark doors with yellow.