Kamwitbag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, confident fairy.

Kamwitbag created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamwitbag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kamwitbag, she will boil you in a big pot.

Kamwitbag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kamwitbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.