Sandcitminwon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless narwhal.

Sandcitminwon created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcitminwon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sandcitminwon, he will make you grow a tail.

Sandcitminwon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sandcitminwon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.