Vegbogpop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident parrot.

Vegbogpop created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Vegbogpop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegbogpop, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vegbogpop's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vegbogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never gather nine manatees in one place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not chop down trees.