Pibgun is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, fussy yak.

Pibgun created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibgun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pibgun, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pibgun's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pibgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear cyan hats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.