Gofsidgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful goose.

Gofsidgep created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Gofsidgep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gofsidgep, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gofsidgep's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gofsidgep's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gofsidgep.

2. Gofsidgep loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about porpoises.