Pasjigsas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unjust otter.

Pasjigsas created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Pasjigsas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pasjigsas, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pasjigsas' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pasjigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pasjigsas.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.