Cedbidsan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful dryad.

Cedbidsan created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbidsan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedbidsan, she will turn you into a goat.

Cedbidsan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cedbidsan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cedbidsan first in all things.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Always remove tights before entering holy places.