Gidzedtom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent mink.

Gidzedtom created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Gidzedtom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gidzedtom, she will turn you into a snail.

Gidzedtom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gidzedtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Gidzedtom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never pour water over plants.