Madpadsug is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful dragonfly.

Madpadsug created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madpadsug, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madpadsug, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Madpadsug's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Madpadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Madpadsug.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.