Lenpodnulltarg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing zebra.

Lenpodnulltarg created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenpodnulltarg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lenpodnulltarg, he will turn you into a slug.

Lenpodnulltarg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Lenpodnulltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always store carrots above ground.

2. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

3. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the east.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Fast once a month.