Sanrigkik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic dragon.

Sanrigkik created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sanrigkik, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sanrigkik, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sanrigkik's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sanrigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to sharks while wearing dresses.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Always remove shorts before entering holy places.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sanrigkik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sanrigkik.