Godfudben is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent hedgehog.

Godfudben created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Godfudben, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godfudben, he will jump up and down on your head.

Godfudben's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Godfudben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.