Dosspomrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive porpoise.

Dosspomrul created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Dosspomrul, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dosspomrul, she will come to you in dreams.

Dosspomrul's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dosspomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

5. Do not run at mountains.