Rawcan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered zebra.

Rawcan created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rawcan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rawcan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rawcan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawcan.

3. Never sprint near bats.

4. Never feed onions to aardvarks while wearing shoes.

5. Never write about amino acids.