Withabgep is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage swan.

Withabgep created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Withabgep, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Withabgep, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Withabgep's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Withabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black scarves on sacred days.

2. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Withabgep on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.