Fatfabbot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful skunk.

Fatfabbot created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fatfabbot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fatfabbot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fatfabbot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fatfabbot's Holy Commandments

1. Fatfabbot loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fatfabbot on top of all buildings.

5. Never chant in the presence of moths.