Bestmiplog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless gnu.

Bestmiplog created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bestmiplog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bestmiplog, he will make you grow a tail.

Bestmiplog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bestmiplog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing white coats.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Bestmiplog.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Never chant in the presence of aardvarks.