Yarpcinyarhakbonkraw is a god.

She takes the form of a small, weak deer.

Yarpcinyarhakbonkraw created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpcinyarhakbonkraw, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarpcinyarhakbonkraw, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarpcinyarhakbonkraw's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Yarpcinyarhakbonkraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown ear rings.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. You must love Yarpcinyarhakbonkraw.