Kaddodbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, intelligent dryad.

Kaddodbin created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kaddodbin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kaddodbin, she will destroy your home solar system.

Kaddodbin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kaddodbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near cats.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always help sick shrews.