Cepnatlag is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, confident
hippopotamus.
Cepnatlag created light seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cepnatlag, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cepnatlag, it will be very sad.
Cepnatlag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Cepnatlag's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cepnatlag in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never think about comets.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.