Cepnatlag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, confident hippopotamus.

Cepnatlag created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepnatlag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cepnatlag, it will be very sad.

Cepnatlag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cepnatlag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cepnatlag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.