Pinsuglip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic narwhal.

Pinsuglip created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinsuglip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pinsuglip, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pinsuglip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Pinsuglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near horses.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.