Fenlimnan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish badger.

Fenlimnan created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Fenlimnan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fenlimnan, he will turn you into a frog.

Fenlimnan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fenlimnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.