Nurtarnquart is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, ruthless
wolf.
Nurtarnquart created humankind three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtarnquart, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Nurtarnquart, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Nurtarnquart's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Nurtarnquart's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtarnquart.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nurtarnquart on top of all buildings.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.