Fetwipdiss Cenbotxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witless dragon.

Fetwipdiss Cenbotxuc created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fetwipdiss Cenbotxuc, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fetwipdiss Cenbotxuc, he will turn you into a frog.

Fetwipdiss Cenbotxuc's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fetwipdiss Cenbotxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never paint your legs orange.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fetwipdiss Cenbotxuc in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Fetwipdiss Cenbotxuc first in all things.

5. Retreat if five manatees approach from the north.