Larnkantarg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable fox.

Larnkantarg created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnkantarg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larnkantarg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Larnkantarg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Larnkantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils on fasting days.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.