Sogbotwotboss is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing
bird.
Sogbotwotboss created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sogbotwotboss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Sogbotwotboss, it will turn you into a frog.
Sogbotwotboss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Sogbotwotboss' Holy Commandments1. Retreat if eight mice approach from the west.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Never think ill of sick goats.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Erect three silver sculptures of Sogbotwotboss on top of important buildings.