Gonwanbityarl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane snail.

Gonwanbityarl created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gonwanbityarl, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gonwanbityarl, she will strike you with lightening.

Gonwanbityarl's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gonwanbityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must love Gonwanbityarl.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Gonwanbityarl on top of important buildings.