Mapcabcatyaktalrakdin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful bat.

Mapcabcatyaktalrakdin created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapcabcatyaktalrakdin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mapcabcatyaktalrakdin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mapcabcatyaktalrakdin's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mapcabcatyaktalrakdin's Holy Commandments

1. Mapcabcatyaktalrakdin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if five tortoises approach from the south.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not wear boots marked with cyan.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.