Gepbodlen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering wyvern.

Gepbodlen created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbodlen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepbodlen, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gepbodlen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gepbodlen's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Gepbodlen.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Never eat bark.