Flabmobcud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able clam.

Flabmobcud created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabmobcud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flabmobcud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flabmobcud's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Flabmobcud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never eat garlic.