Migfumhin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever dryad.

Migfumhin created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfumhin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Migfumhin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Migfumhin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Migfumhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Worship no other gods but Migfumhin.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.