Tenvolmis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient scorpion.

Tenvolmis created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenvolmis, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tenvolmis, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tenvolmis' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tenvolmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always take life seriously.