Nigkamflagnilhasbidhivgut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective crab.

Nigkamflagnilhasbidhivgut created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Nigkamflagnilhasbidhivgut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nigkamflagnilhasbidhivgut, he will turn you into a dog.

Nigkamflagnilhasbidhivgut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nigkamflagnilhasbidhivgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.