Dadbassfad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, generous turtle.

Dadbassfad created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadbassfad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dadbassfad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dadbassfad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dadbassfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed lentils to eagles while wearing brown ear rings.