Tig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring horse.

Tig created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Tig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tig, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Tig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tig.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never adorn your neck with black markings.

4. Never skip near geese.

5. Fast once a month.