Sinarnsogjinfut is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable penguin.

Sinarnsogjinfut created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Sinarnsogjinfut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sinarnsogjinfut, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sinarnsogjinfut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sinarnsogjinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never gather six manatees near wells.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Do not gather at doors at dawn.