Cat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish gnu.

Cat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Run away if five voles approach from the west.

3. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.