Danflatsom is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, impressive
wren.
Danflatsom created gold two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Danflatsom, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Danflatsom, she will turn you into a mole.
Danflatsom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Danflatsom's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Learn six new languages a year.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.