Danflatsom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, impressive wren.

Danflatsom created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danflatsom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Danflatsom, she will turn you into a mole.

Danflatsom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Danflatsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.