Yimbudhog is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying
mongoose.
Yimbudhog created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimbudhog, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yimbudhog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Yimbudhog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Yimbudhog's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Yimbudhog's name in vain.
2. Never talk about stars.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not make images of living things.