Yimbudhog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying mongoose.

Yimbudhog created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbudhog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yimbudhog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yimbudhog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yimbudhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yimbudhog's name in vain.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not make images of living things.