Dintigdod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable goblin.

Dintigdod created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dintigdod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dintigdod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dintigdod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dintigdod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Never paint your head cyan.

4. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.