Habhogxucnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, two-faced hydra.

Habhogxucnutt created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhogxucnutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Habhogxucnutt, she will come to you in dreams.

Habhogxucnutt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Habhogxucnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peas while wearing corsets.

2. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

3. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Run away from turquoise monkeys, for they are unholy.