Tomjatyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring squirrel.

Tomjatyarp created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Tomjatyarp, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomjatyarp, he will torture you forever.

Tomjatyarp's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tomjatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Do not sprint at forests.

5. Put Tomjatyarp first in all things.