Henxuckrap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody raven.

Henxuckrap created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Henxuckrap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Henxuckrap, it will turn you into a hamster.

Henxuckrap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Henxuckrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Henxuckrap.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never talk about frogs.