Gargepgof is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able raccoon.

Gargepgof created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gargepgof, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gargepgof, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gargepgof's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gargepgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gargepgof.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.