Gadcetjop is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, caring
eagle.
Gadcetjop created the planet Earth twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gadcetjop, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gadcetjop, he will turn you into a plant.
Gadcetjop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Gadcetjop's Holy Commandments1. Always help sheep.
2. Feed all hungry bats.
3. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.
4. Always remove dresses before touching titanium.
5. Never fashion tools from wood.