Gadcetjop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, caring eagle.

Gadcetjop created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadcetjop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadcetjop, he will turn you into a plant.

Gadcetjop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gadcetjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

4. Always remove dresses before touching titanium.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.