Funsagvidquimnurjarnfodkan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest wombat.

Funsagvidquimnurjarnfodkan created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Funsagvidquimnurjarnfodkan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Funsagvidquimnurjarnfodkan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Funsagvidquimnurjarnfodkan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Funsagvidquimnurjarnfodkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of hamsters.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Funsagvidquimnurjarnfodkan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.