Hivflamham is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful wyvern.

Hivflamham created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Hivflamham, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hivflamham, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hivflamham's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hivflamham's Holy Commandments

1. Hivflamham must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Hivflamham.

4. Never stain your face with fawn.

5. Always obey Hivflamham's priests.