Futtarpnar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing bat.

Futtarpnar created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Futtarpnar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futtarpnar, it will turn you into a frog.

Futtarpnar's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Futtarpnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Futtarpnar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never leap in the presence of aardvarks.