Jarnnellhas is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish dog.

Jarnnellhas created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnnellhas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jarnnellhas, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jarnnellhas' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jarnnellhas' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.