Bafbatweg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, smart wasp.

Bafbatweg created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafbatweg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bafbatweg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bafbatweg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bafbatweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bafbatweg in the centre of the settlement.