Bogfligwot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow monkey.

Bogfligwot created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfligwot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogfligwot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bogfligwot's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bogfligwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must love Bogfligwot.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Do not hop in public.