Didfunlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy salamander.

Didfunlarg created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Didfunlarg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didfunlarg, he will torture you forever.

Didfunlarg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Didfunlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not dye your hair green.